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Since when did dance ever need a reason?  Just watch a few old musicals and you'll see but as I say, I don't dance - nope, don't do it

jhm is the first person to be put into cryo-sleep and revived ... as we can see, it didn't exactly work the way it was supposed to, but we love him inspite of that  

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Science is what machines perceive
Reality is what humans perceive

Yea *Looks at burn monkey* Oh burn the ravages of time have not been kind to you my friend.

The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of America's deep space probes. In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot, Captain burn monkey, are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns the monkey to Earth 500 years late.

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I don't think so *ZAAAPPP*

jhm real identity is "Flesh Gordon"

 

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"BRING BACK BABYLON 5"
Elevation 43 feet above sea level

Yea me and those cosmic cheerleaders really had a ball...or they had a ball...2 of em actually lol

Maple dogs real ID is Emperor Wang the Perverted and is still trying to make all guys soft (lol don't worry either you get the joke or not theres no grey area)

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I don't think so *ZAAAPPP*

Lucky for me, jhm, that nothing much changes even in 500 years.

MapleDog knew about jhm's real identity because MapleDog became Flashed Gordon when he saw jhm he was going to use flash cards to rate the event, but he did have any negative numbers.

 

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Science is what machines perceive
Reality is what humans perceive

Yea thats why he had to give me a perfect 10

Burn monkey read a story once and is still looking for that chocolate factory it consumes him

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I don't think so *ZAAAPPP*

I heard it was only because you said that you wouldn't stop unless he gave you a good score.

As for chocolate - nah, you can keep it [well, most of the time] but I do love gizmos, and Willie does use a lot of interesting ones  

jhm knows all about the chocolate factory because he's one of Oompa-Loompas.

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Science is what machines perceive
Reality is what humans perceive

Nah I would have kept going and going and going

Who told you I thought it was a big secret that my orange skin was natural...dam unions

Burn monkey in actually works on the planet wormulon (sp) making the yummy and highly addicticive Slurm...he slips some crack in with each case.

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I don't think so *ZAAAPPP*

Nah I would have kept going and going and going

Just in - jhm is the Energizer Bunny!

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Science is what machines perceive
Reality is what humans perceive

BurnMonkey wanted to be the first Energizer monkey,but he kept flinging poop at the camera crew.

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"BRING BACK BABYLON 5"
Elevation 43 feet above sea level

I might be tempted to start talking about some of the things MapleDog has eatten for breakfast - but I shall resist the urge

MapleDog  tried out for the role of Underdog but when they asked him to fly he was onbly able to get off the ground for a moment but he couldn't keep it up long enough.

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Science is what machines perceive
Reality is what humans perceive

BurnMonkey joined a Swingers' Club, but left when he found out there were no branches to swing from...

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"Something, something, something, Dark Side... something, something, something, complete!"

Dbash joined the same club but quit when he showed up and didn't see any swings

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I don't think so *ZAAAPPP*

Ok DBash, I admit it - that was good and a play on monkeys which I don't recall ever running into before

jhm never bothered joining the club because he gets vertigo whenever he swings  

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Science is what machines perceive
Reality is what humans perceive

BurnMonkey is not really a monkey... he's a babboon.

--TT