BurnMonkey can get real sensitive over a missing *. Even though my comment was in an off hand way diercted at the moderators for the silly notion of sensoring a word such as *** when the phrase "brown eyed girl" is ok. . ... and yes fast is good especially when it is done for a very, very long time ... 
Ohhh ... I forgot the meaningless lie. BurnMonkey took a first aid course and the instructor asked him how he would treat himself if he was alone and got hurt. So, using his advanced simian brain, BM deliberated his answer for a nanosecond and replied " Well ... when I treat myself I go to Dairy Queen ".

...in essence we are the universe
trying to understand itself.